apparently

Posted on by Jennifer Heller

Idle threats don’t do much to you people.

Out of 20 visitors, I got 4 suggestions. Out of 4 suggestions, only two or, possibly, three were decent, and one of them I posted.

Proof that we’re all alone in the universe. I am, of course, still accepting submissions.

Lets hear from the peanut gallery, eh?

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  1. The problem is obvious!

    ESTABLISHED SOAP OPERA TITLES AND THEIR METRICAL FEET

    All My / Chil’•dren
    (spondee trochee)
    (X X / X x)

    A•noth’ / er World
    (iamb iamb)
    (x X / x X)

    As The / World Turns
    (trochee spondee)
    (X x / X X)

    The Bold / and the / Beau’•ti•ful
    (iamb pyrrhic dactyl)
    (x X / x x / X x x)

    Days of / Our Lives
    (trochee spondee)
    (X x / X X)

    Gen’•er•al / Hos’•pi•tal
    (dactyl dactyl)
    (X x x / X x x)

    Guid’•ing Light
    (amphimacer)
    (X x X)

    One Life / To Live
    (iamb iamb)
    (x X / x X)

    Pas’sions
    (trochee)
    (X x)

    Port Char’les
    (amphibrach)
    (x X x)

    The Young / and the / Rest’less
    (iamb pyrrhic trochee)
    (x X / x x / X x)

    SUGGESTED SOAP OPERA TITLES AND THEIR METRICAL FEET

    The Push’•ing / of Our / Bow’•els
    (amphibrach pyrrhic trochee)
    (x X x / x x / X x)

    As the Zo’ / di•ac Spins
    (anapest amphibrach)
    (x x X / x X x)

    As the / Gar’•lic / E•rupts’
    (trochee trochee iamb)
    (X x / X x / x X)

    Dra’•ma / on the / Da’•ly / Ci’•ty
    (trochee trochee trochee trochee)
    (X x / X x / X x / X x)

    See!

    Reply

  2. The problem is obvious!

    ESTABLISHED SOAP OPERA TITLES AND THEIR METRICAL FEET

    All My / Chil’•dren
    (spondee trochee)
    (X X / X x)

    A•noth’ / er World
    (iamb iamb)
    (x X / x X)

    As The / World Turns
    (trochee spondee)
    (X x / X X)

    The Bold / and the / Beau’•ti•ful
    (iamb pyrrhic dactyl)
    (x X / x x / X x x)

    Days of / Our Lives
    (trochee spondee)
    (X x / X X)

    Gen’•er•al / Hos’•pi•tal
    (dactyl dactyl)
    (X x x / X x x)

    Guid’•ing Light
    (amphimacer)
    (X x X)

    One Life / To Live
    (iamb iamb)
    (x X / x X)

    Pas’sions
    (trochee)
    (X x)

    Port Char’les
    (amphibrach)
    (x X x)

    The Young / and the / Rest’less
    (iamb pyrrhic trochee)
    (x X / x x / X x)

    SUGGESTED SOAP OPERA TITLES AND THEIR METRICAL FEET

    The Push’•ing / of Our / Bow’•els
    (amphibrach pyrrhic trochee)
    (x X x / x x / X x)

    As the Zo’ / di•ac Spins
    (anapest amphibrach)
    (x x X / x X x)

    As the / Gar’•lic / E•rupts’
    (trochee trochee iamb)
    (X x / X x / x X)

    Dra’•ma / on the / Da’•ly / Ci’•ty
    (trochee trochee trochee trochee)
    (X x / X x / X x / X x)

    See!

    Reply

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