…I’m going to learn all of my friends, family and lovers’ buttons and how to behave so I never push them, making all our existences more harmonious and strife-free. Man, I am such an altruist.
Should you, Dear Reader, want to write an essay explaining how a change in my behavior might make our relationship more harmonious, I recommend using the Sandwich Method to write your essay. Start by saying something really really nice about me (or our relationship), follow it with the criticism, and end by saying something even nicer. I reserve the right to rebut, and promise to likewise employ the Sandwich Method.
Boss, I love you but:
FUCK THE SANDWICH METHOD!!!!!!
Anywho, I still love you (more than ever.)
kiss
Boss, I love you but:
FUCK THE SANDWICH METHOD!!!!!!
Anywho, I still love you (more than ever.)
kiss
The sword has two edges. Once you really learn all the buttons of your friends, you will have a formidable arsenal with which to destroy them if you choose and will strike fear into their hearts. Ignorance is probably a better tactic.
wm
The sword has two edges. Once you really learn all the buttons of your friends, you will have a formidable arsenal with which to destroy them if you choose and will strike fear into their hearts. Ignorance is probably a better tactic.
wm
Jennifer, you are so great at stamping envelopes and filing folders! However, our relationship runs into problems when you don’t give me all your money. You see, money is my button, and you can push it all day long. Have I ever told you how beautifully you can down a vodka tonic?
Jennifer, you are so great at stamping envelopes and filing folders! However, our relationship runs into problems when you don’t give me all your money. You see, money is my button, and you can push it all day long. Have I ever told you how beautifully you can down a vodka tonic?
I dunno shit about sandwich methods. I think, though, that you’re prolly the only person who knows all my buttons. Or at least once did. No one could piss me off like you.
The bright side of that, though, is that no one else ever understood me like you. Anyone should be lucky to have a friend like that.
I dunno shit about sandwich methods. I think, though, that you’re prolly the only person who knows all my buttons. Or at least once did. No one could piss me off like you.
The bright side of that, though, is that no one else ever understood me like you. Anyone should be lucky to have a friend like that.