The toy cars I sell break as soon as you get them home

The way I’m combating the knowledge that the toy cars break soon after purchase:

Q: “So, how long do the cars last?”

A: “Well, they’ll run for four to six hours on one double A battery. I get rechargable batteries, so then they last forever.”

Q: “And how durable are the toys?”

A: “These tracks are virtually indestructible! You can trip over them, step on them. They’re great for carpet–even shag carpet! You don’t need a wooden board like with other train sets.”

I say, I have found my calling! Morals be damned.