sponge selling checklist

• breakfast, lunch, dinner
  • include grapefruit in the morning (makes caffeine last twice as long due to a biochemical interaction in the liver)
  • include chopped apples for late morning and another for late afternoon (wakes you up just like coffee)
• rental car
• 1 hard large Super Sponge*
  • take out of package at least three days in advance
  • use brand new Super Sponge
• fanny pack
• microphone
• extra batteries
• Microfiber Cloth*
• carpet
• electric water heater
• that shit that’s made almost entirely of alcohol and is supposed to kill 99.99% of germs
• notepad for mileage
• $100 in change (4 twenties, three fives, five ones)
• canteen of coffee
• one Kombucha/day in cooler with Techni-Ice(R) ice packs*
• one Aveda PVA face cloth, in packaging, retail price $14.00
• pens (3)
• cough drops
• some sort of nicotine
• CDs & tapes for car
• sweater
• lipstick, makeup
• fork, napkins, electrolyte mix, BOTTLED WATER!!!!

that was what I forgot. The bottled water.

*for sale Friday, Saturday, and Sunday only at the Concord Home and Garden Show!