Good pickup line, adorable bartender. Goooood pickup line. Nice tattoos, too. I hadn’t noticed.
If you, dear reader, added my google calendar to yours, you would know right now that I was supposed to have three dates tonight. And if you were me you would know that two of them didn’t work out.
The BTSSB sent the following note:
Hi Susie,
Unfortunately, the date that was originally scheduled between Mike and you Tuesday, Nov 13 was cancelled.
The culprit was Mike.
He apologizes thusly:
Hi susie, I am sorry but I got stuck somewhere doing something and can’t make it tonight. if you still want to get together sometime you can email me at mike@sosorry.com.
Nerve.com guy was sick or whatever. No problem. I was glad, honestly, to have only one date this evening.
After my crazyblinddate.com date #1, I was rather terrified. I couldn’t escape thoughts like…What am I doing? Why am I doing this? For a stupid blog?! For love?! How does any of this make any sense whatsover?!
As I thought these terribly irrelevant and rather unempowering thoughts, I exited my truck right then, in front of the bar, ready for crazy blind date #2.
Thankfully, the date was to take place in a bar I had never been to. In Alameda, a city I had basically never been to. I was glad, and still am. I totes <3 new bars.
I was glad, also, when I realized my blind date was completely my kinda of easy-to-talk-to-outside-the-bar-kind-of-guy that I had met last night post exiting. It was a very decent, not regrettable at all, good time (awkward rating a new low of 1/100).
The bartender, though. I’d like to address him directly. Let’s be more than friends, Mr. I-don’t know-where-you-live-but-only-that-you-were-entertained-by-my-story-and-you-let-me-pour-my own-beer-from-the-tap. Let’s talk more.
“Well…” I thought for a minute when he asked me (see above). I remembered my list of 10 things-I-should-no-matter-what-for-gods’-sakes-say and instantly discredited them all.
“I want a boyfriend.” Honesty can feel so good sometimes. I looked into his adorable eyes. Still adorable.
Sigh.
So that’s that. A nice night in a new neighborhood, priceless. An adorable, appreciative bartender, priceless+. A blind date that isn’t 2/5 awkward, priceless++.
A good night, hands down.
Man, I totes woulda stuck it in that guy.
Man, I totes woulda stuck it in that guy.
yeah but who wouldn’t you fuck? oh wait…
yeah but who wouldn’t you fuck? oh wait…