DIY: Pissing Off Your Roommates

Here are some ideas that people have contributed over the last few weeks, and–it has to be said–a few that I can attest are tried and true.

• Bitch about them on your blog.  They hate that.
• Walk around naked ALL THE TIME. Note: Doesn’t work with Burners.
• Don’t do their dishes. Or yours.
• Swap out their flatware for yours.  Bonus points if you bury theirs in the yard.
• Steal their alarm clock.
• Walk in on them in the bathroom and don’t walk out right away.
• Make sure that you put your stuff in the fridge in front of theirs so they have to move it no matter what.
• Have sex in their bed when they’re out of town. Don’t hide the evidence.
• Always slam the door, then deny that you do.