“No one likes being broken up with.”

“I think life is terrifying if you’re doing it right.”

– Jen

“shi8t be so cray cray.”

Sometimes people are sensitive when they are on their periods.

– Jen

“Coco Chanel says to take off the last accessory you put on.”

– Jen, who has gone on to apply the rule to her general style ethos.

“Listen, negative things get forwarded! All of my positive plans don’t amount to anything.”

– Jen on her desire to create a voodoo website.

“The only mistake is thinking that you are uniquely bad.”

Thanks for your wisdom, Jen. Or Jen’s therapist. Or a shapeshifting alien posing as Jen to dispense advice.

“Comparison is the root of all suffering.” – Jen

“Be careful of those get rich quick schemes…”