Green Tree Recycled TP

With 96 (!) rolls, these are a great value. And they come in a big box you could potentially use as a fort later!

Fox Urine

A natural repellent for pests! Alternately, a way to keep the cat inside.

This home karaoke player can play music in all sorts of formats, and it records your performance!

A high-tech karaoke machine for home use. It lets you see your performance!

Feel the weight of the fork in your hand. None of that flimsy-ass Target shit.

Enjoy fresh juice from fruits and vegetables

It’s got a French name, so it must be good stuff!

It virtually peels the cat hair right off my couch! LOVE IT.

Why would anyone need to wipe their ass with freshly-cut trees?

Jen tip: Order a lot and don’t worry for awhile.